The Audacity!

I'm really miffed. See, I found this perfect hiding place underneath the deck thingy in the back yard. There's like tons of bushes and stuff around it and I had a little spot in there all hollowed out and I could sit (um...sleep) for hours. Apparently my staff person did not care for that - she's such a party pooper! She said it was because she never could be sure if I was really THERE, as opposed to somewhere over the fence. To see if she could spot me she had to get down on her hands and knees with a flashlight (it's really dark under there), and practically crawl through the green stuff to spot me. But...that's what made it such a perfect place!

Yesterday she left me inside and went out - I could hear all sorts of banging and clanging out there. Once she came in for something and she smelled suspiciously like rosemary, which pretty much completely surrounds the deck thingy. Sure enough, when she let me out after it cooled off, the entire area around the bottom of the deck thingy had been covered over with some sort of wooden slat looking stuff and underneath the steps, where I used to slip under, was screened off. I can't get in anymore! I'm mad about it too. Now I'm spending my time underneath the bed. Grumble. That'll teach her! But somehow it's just not the same...