Twirly things

So, it's warm. Being old, you know, 5, I've been through some seasonal changes. I have to admit I prefer the cooler temperatures, but sure don't like that white stuff. I also don't like it when it gets really warm. I do have a fur coat, ya know. Anyway, my staff person has turned on the twirly things that move air around. There's some up on the ceilings, but my favorite one is the boxy one that sits of the floor. I can lay on the floor right in front of it and cool off. Most of the time I just lay on my back and let the air push the hair on my belly around. I can hide behind it too, although I'm beginning to suspect my staff person knows I'm there - she always seems prepared for my sneak attacks. I'll have to puzzle that one out during my next nap. Speaking of, that super cute picture up there is me napping on the bed in the guest room with all that other office stuff/junk. (Spare bedroom?? Office?? Spofficebed?? Something like that....) You can't see it, but the fur on my tummy is sort of wafting in the breeze from the overhead twirly thing. I was actually helping out, you see, by laying on a bunch of papers so they wouldn't blow off the bed. My back legs are falling off the bed, but that's because I'm stretched out so I can cover all the papers. I'm always willing to help no matter what the cost!

Staff person has another cold. I overheard her tell someone it might be allergies but she doesn't think so. I'm soooo glad I don't get colds! I'm not fond of sneezing or coughing for one thing, and second - she keeps a box of these white things around so she can hold them up to her nose and blow. I'm not sure how she does that. I blow out of my nose sometimes, but haven't ever used one of those white things. I do like rubbing my face on stuff, but that's just so everyone knows it's mine......don't understand the blowing part. But then, hey - I'm a cat and, really, why should I have to worry about the silly things people do?

Okay, I think I'll go stand by the backdoor and whine to go outside. It's a nice day and I want to get out there before it gets too hot. I can work on my tan. (Ha! That's a cat joke, folks.) Then I can come in, get a bite to eat and take a little nap in front of the box twirly thing. Yep, that sounds like a perfect schedule today for me.